thisischrisbieberitz

Don't like hesh, don't like rap.

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat.

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk.

Took a shower 'cause I stunk.

Smoked a bong, killed a cat.

Had my nuts attacked by rats.

Dad got nude, I wore a thong.

For a hobby I make bombs.

thisischrisbieberitz
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lockrum:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him
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idolookgoodonthedancefloor:

That hand-eye coordination!
idolookgoodonthedancefloor:

That hand-eye coordination!
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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them
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this-fit-is-bananas:

140 lbs of poo
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kvyelynne, you don’t deserve to reblog blink anymore.